idonotevenhaveatitleformyblog: so my sister has had really bad diarrhea today and everytime she goes to the bathroom shes like “I HAVE TO SHIT” and then runs into it. and we were at this restaurant for dinner and she went to the bathroom and when she came back my mom was like “so did you take a big D” she meant a dump. but she said D. I almost started crying.
everyday I thank god I don’t have an outie belly button
There's a guy in here with an anti-nazi button on...
amazingatheist: I’m glad someone finally had the courage to say that nazism is bad.
videohall: Goats are freaking weird
How many goats are you worth? →
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Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!: A Letter To... →
patrickcassels: Dear Altoids, I’ve been an loyal customer of your product for years. But I do have a few complaints and suggestions: 1. Stop filling your pot containers with mints. It’s frustrating. Every time I get a new Altoids pot container I have to remove all these mints before I can fill it with my pot,…
friend: hey look at this meme comic
me: forced laughter
I would rather have Obama do nothing for another four years than have Romney do...– a union member’s wife at a party I was at last night (via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
xkcd: Click and Drag Map →
deluminator: ♥ the first rule of fight club is have fun & be urself ♥